WASHINGTON, D.C. (WUSA) - Are they vampires or fashion models?
That's the question when you look at the latest Twilight movie. And this Ambercrombie and Fitch model is not a vampire, Okay?
Vampires are dark undead fiends, amoral drinkers of human blood...can't be seen in mirrors...can't come out in the sunshine. In short: they're scary miserable creatures. And the last thing you want is to be one of them.
And then there was Blacula, who was frightening but for a whole different set of reasons, including those sideburns. But the scariest Vampire ever?
Frank Langella's Dracula from 1979. He was just a tad too pretty. 'Cause at the heart of it, vampires are supposed to be monsters..
kill you in your dreams. A guy with fangs and an allergy to sunlight just doesn't get it done anymore.
Okay. I get it. But there's no way I'm joining team Edward. On the other hand, how do you think I'd look..with some sideburns?